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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I was looking up at the stars last night and I was thinking of every reason I love you.

It reminds me of the “good ol’ days” back in the late 90’s/early 00’s when I used to go into chat rooms similar to this on dial-up internet!

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